Office Hours With Professor The Most Intimate Valentine’s Day Local Woman Will Ever Have

Biggcok has emailed some of her young-ish eligible professors for “assistance with the material.” When asked to specify what type of assistance and with what material, Biggcok failed to produce a ...
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Sad! Donald Trump Has Said “I Love You” to Domestic Terrorists More Than to Own Children

Likely one of the only times the Trump children have ever witnessed their father using the L-word so brazenly and yet so tenderly, it is almost certain that at least one of them (probably Eric) burst ...
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Zoom Sex Ed Class Just a Livestream of Pornhub Premium

Trying to comprehend the wonder of conception? Look no further, kids, for creative teachers are employing the academic help of one of the busiest and most successful websites in the world: Pornhub. 
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Halloween Costume Ideas for Unprecedented Times

Oh, to be young, beautiful and a viral sensation. Emphasis on the viral.
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Fly on Mike Pence’s Head Secures Deal with Fashion Nova After Newfound Fame

After enjoying a week of newfound notoriety, the now-infamous housefly (Musca domestica) that made its debut on the downy white head of Vice President Mike Pence during the 2020 United States vice-pre...
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