Ryan Milton

February 14, 2020

Brotherly Lime Ride Leads to Unexpected Sexual Awakening

By Ryan Milton

We often find love in the strangest places, whether it’s 11 shots deep at Sandbar or in the 8 a.m. Friday section where you look more like roadkill with a pulse than a college student. For second-year student Justin Su...

July 19, 2019

Summertime Campus Renovations: Girvetz Hall Gets Fresh Coat of Dust

By Ryan Milton

  Though many students think of summer as providing perfect day-drinking weather and not much else, it is also prime time for renovations across campus. As if there weren’t enough construction projects during the ...

June 3, 2019

TA of Monday Morning Discussion Section Gets Sexual Pleasure From Hearing What You Did This Weekend

By Ryan Milton

It takes an especially driven person to become a TA for a class of undergraduate students and even more so for those brave souls who decide to take on discussion sections on Monday mornings. We at Nexustentialism wanted ...

April 24, 2019

Young Woman Rolls Three Days in a Row at Coachella, Becomes Mental Health Advocate

By Ryan Milton

As the second weekend of the famous music festival Coachella came to a close this Sunday, many Gauchos returned to Isla Vista with great memories, debt and hangovers. Not wanting to ever forget their amazing weekend fill...