Igor Hiller

November 16, 2009

Igor Takes His Own Advice, Keeps Writing

By Igor Hiller

Last Monday, an opinion piece was published in the Nexus. In it, the author argued that my column was obscene, insulting and grossly unrepresentative of our student population. Reading "Dear Igor" made her feel ashamed t...

November 9, 2009

Something Goes Awry in This Santa Barbara Fairy Tale

By Igor Hiller

If you're a forlorn prince who's in need of advice or a damsel secluded in a duke's tower, e-mail me at dearigor@gmail.com, and I'll be your magic mirror.

November 2, 2009

Igor Attempts to Prove His Worth

By Igor Hiller

On Sunday morning, I woke up to find vomit in one of our cooking pots. Not cool. Who throws up in a pot? Especially when there are so many nice places to vomit in my house, like the toilet and ANYWHERE ELSE BUT A POT.

October 26, 2009

Advice Soothes the Savage Beast

By Igor Hiller

Bonjour! That's the French word for the beginning of this column. Last weekend, I was invited to a petite soirée, and ever since, I've been feeling very Français. Being French is difficile, though. Did you know...

October 19, 2009

Another Round of Sound Advice

By Igor Hiller

Hey yo's. Dear Igor is back with two new relevant and universally relatable questions. Keep sending your queries to dearigor@gmail.com, although I should make it clear that I require all correspondence to be in text form...

October 12, 2009

Igor Learns How to Get up in the Morning

By Igor Hiller

I've always had trouble getting up in the mornings, but this year has been particularly upsetting. The problem is partly one of temperature: inside my blankets is the perfect climate. I am a bagel, and the toaster has be...

October 5, 2009

Igor Finds the Answers to Life’s Persistent Questions

By Igor Hiller

Hey, everybody! It's me, Igor, here to serve you a plate of my hot, steaming, sweet and sour advice (now with free potstickers!). To have your queries catered to, drop me a line at dearigor@gmail.com. Bon appetit, yo.

September 28, 2009

Igor Reassures Concerned Father

By Igor Hiller

Well, it's finally happened: I received a complaint letter from a parent.

September 17, 2009

Dear Igor

By Igor Hiller

Oh, man. I'm so excited. I can hear you asking, "Why, Igor? What's with all this excitement?" It's because this article marks a whole new year of hard-hitting advice columns that will blow you so hard and so far away you...

August 26, 2009

Follow This Advice or Die, No Joke!

By Igor Hiller

Hi, my name's Igor, and I'm the Daily Nexus advice and humor columnist. This will not be a humorous column.

May 11, 2009

On S&M and His Boxers

By Igor Hiller

Reader! We've made it. We have arrived at a milestone day. This is the ninth installment of "Dear Igor." Pretty darn fantastic, if you ask me. To be honest, I never thought we'd make it this far. A name like Igor in the ...

May 4, 2009

On the Silent Treatment

By Igor Hiller

Last week, the Dalai Llama rudely pushed me out of the Nexus due to his extra-long news story, but he can’t hold me back forever! This week, I decided to write in the form of a poem. No particular reason. Just want...

April 20, 2009

On the “Next Level” and Not Wanting Babies

By Igor Hiller

Hello, reader. I gotta say, our relationship is going great. I write my advice column, you pick up the paper and read it - it's perfect. Almost. I say almost because it's been feeling a little one-sided recently. Why hav...

April 13, 2009

Boris on Boys, PMS and Dinner

By Igor Hiller

Last weekend, I went home for my Grandpa Boris' 85th birthday party. When it came up in conversation that I was an advice columnist, Grandpa insisted that he answer the questions this week because "you wouldn't know good...

April 6, 2009

On Awkward Boners and Catching His Eye

By Igor Hiller

As the Notorious B.I.G. so famously said, "Mo Igor, mo problems." This week is no different. Okay, sit back, relax, put your hand in your pants, and enjoy, because this first question is a little raunchy.

March 30, 2009

On TA-Student Crushes and Bad Grades

By Igor Hiller

Hey there. It’s me, Igor, your friendly neighborhood advice columnist. If you have a tribulation a-brewing, write to me at opinion@nexus.com, or drop your question in the opinions box in the Nexus office under Stor...