Nuffathis’ grimy, formerly-white Air Force 1s began to levitate off the ground. Seemingly set off by another waist-grab, Nuffathis was spurred by the supernatural – selected by the gods, perhaps â...
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Dangly earrings and ruffled socks were adorned on every person from wall to wall. This was the day Ininity had dreaded. The UC Santa Barbara Masc Mandate had finally been lifted.
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Command + F (find and replace)
Command + N (new window for your Wikipedia deep-dive)
Command + C (copy and paste life)
Command + W (close it down, simply don't look at it anymore)
Command + B (bold and beautiful)
Shift + Command + 4 (screenshot ... collect those receipts)
Command + X (cut it out)
Command + Z (undo AKA un-fuck)
Command + Delete (delete everything to the left of the cursor because you fucked up)
Command + Shift + N (open a new private window ... for no reason at all)
Command + K (hyperlink some sexy sources)
Command + P (print because you gotta print a lot if you cry a lot)
