AQB: On LeBron’s Destruction of Cleveland
LeBron and the Heat took a big dump on the Cavs yesterday, sending them to their 21st loss in a row. Anyone else remember when owner Dan Gilbert promised a ’ship before the Heat got one?
How to Train Your Sports Editor: It’s Time for a Change, Even if it’s Actually Too Late
I think it’s about time for me to start complaining a little bit. There needs to be a new way to sort students that enter an ESS class, because the current talent pool is not evenly distributed.
Senior Women Take Wins Over Davis, Pacific in Final Home Meet
It was both a joyous celebration and a sad goodbye for the women’s swimming and diving team this weekend, as three seniors helped beat UC Davis and University of the Pacific in what was the final home meet of the season for UCSB and the last of their individual collegiate careers.
Gauchos Close Marathon Weekend Matches at 3-3
The #12 UCSB women’s water polo team finished the weekend 2-2 at its own tournament over the weekend, beating #18 UC San Diego and #20 Cal State Bakersfield but losing to #10 UC Irvine and #11 San Diego State.
‘Geezer’ Robs Goleta BofA
An elderly man who robbed the Goleta Bank of America at gunpoint on Friday night is believed responsible for 12 other bank robberies in California since 2009.
Israeli Tech Aids Western Progress
For a number of years now, pro-Israel and anti-Israel student groups have been competing for public support on this campus.
Farm Provides Students With Organic Produce
Local organic farm Fairview Gardens will deliver fresh produce every Thursday to UCSB’s Bren Hall through its Community Supported Agriculture program.
Charismatic Leader Turns Condescending Demagogue
President Barack Obama recently held a YouTube conference in which American citizens could ask questions about the topics they feel are important to the country.
False Body Count Numbers Disguise Political Agenda
I am sure that most of you reading this have seen a sign on campus with the death tallies for Palestinians and Israelis, represented by symbolic stakes in the ground comparing the two.
Political Speaker Addresses Deficit of Civil Debates
Esteemed Harvard professor Michael J. Sandel will lecture about democratic argument at Campbell Hall tomorrow at 8 p.m.