Kian Karamdashti

Kian Karamdashti is an Opinion and Nexustentialism staff writer. He consistently falls asleep in class and enjoys kicking the ball around. He also thinks Vince Staples is criminally underrated.

December 3, 2018

Why Going Taught Me to Stay a Little Longer

By Kian Karamdashti

Kian Karamdashti reflects on his feelings about home while studying across the pond.

November 13, 2018

Mo Bamba is Over

By Kian Karamdashti

Mo Bamba,” the hit masterpiece by national treasure “Mudboy” Sheck Wes has passed away this weekend at the hands of the song’s discovery by White people.

October 16, 2018

Abroad Bros Realize International Women Hate Them Too

By Kian Karamdashti

Truly devastating developments have come out of Paris, France today as local “bros” Chad Brohanski and Michael Sendet have realized that European girls hate them even more than American girls back home.

May 30, 2018

The #Plategate Scandal

By Kian Karamdashti

It all started approximately three months ago when, after a joyous Sunday morning breakfast, an unidentified member of your house put a dirty plate in the, gasp, clean dish rack.