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May 9, 2019

The Consequences of the UCPD Allegations

By Anonymous

Anonymous examines the implications of the allegations against the UCSB UCPD.

September 27, 2016

The Truth About Measure F

By Anonymous

An anonymous letter from a reader, aiming to educate you about Measures E and F and the fliers that have appeared on many cars in Isla Vista.

January 12, 2015

Overheard in Isla Vista

By Anonymous

Hello boys and girls, welcome back to the first week of 2015.

April 16, 2014

Sex Bloopers: A Collection of Anonymous Misfortunes

By Anonymous

A collection of anonymously submitted sex bloopers from around the UCSB campus.

April 3, 2014

An Open Letter in Defense of Deltopia

By Anonymous

An anonymous author explains why Deltopia represents more than just a party for the community.

February 20, 2014

Exposing the Flaws of Sex-Positive “Feminism”

By Anonymous

In this week's letter to the editor, an anonymous author explores the idea that sex-positive "Feminism" may be doing more harm than good.

November 3, 2013

Letter to the Editor: A Response to “Let’s Talk Labia”

By Anonymous

In this response to the previous edition of the Wednesday Hump, an anonymous author explains her problem with rejecting any type of labia as less sexy than any other.

October 4, 2013

Letter to the Editor: On Chivalry and Disappointment

By Anonymous

In this week's Letter to the Editor, an anonymous contributor appeals to the gentle side of the men of Isla Vista.

November 30, 2012

Female and Republican? One Lady Elephant Trumpets Her Case

By Anonymous

My parents never talked about politics. One night in a bar, this somehow gave me validity as a Republican. The fact that my ideologies were neither a choice to mime my parent’s party politics, nor the cliché rebellion...

November 21, 2012

Gay, Straight,Vanilla, Kinky, Polyamory, Femme, Butch: In the Palette of Sexual Tastes, Minorities Are Not One, But Many

By Anonymous

In my recent reflections, I have found myself considering society’s approach to sexual minorities. From fetishism to transgender attraction to polyamorous behavior to non-heterosexuality, non-normative sexual behavior ...

November 7, 2012

Who’s On Top and Who’s On Bottom: The Sex Politics of Positioning

By Anonymous

It is with this article today that I wish to start examining the way that sex has shaped our culture, particularly as it is relevant to I.V., and I feel an excellent place to start this is by examining an interesting asp...

October 24, 2012

Just Short of Naked: Halloween Costumes That Work Your Assets

By Anonymous

As Halloween approaches, I find myself wondering what wonders the October holiday has in store for me. Will I relive freshman year, when a downpour melted the “costumes” off of a group of Isla Vista women, and my fri...

October 10, 2012

Coming Out With a Bang: This Hump Columnist’s Out and Proud

By Anonymous

Readers, it is with my first words that I must apologize: This Hump will not be on the seduction strategies of women in I.V. as was promised last week. Instead, I have been compelled by a number of sources, internal and ...

October 2, 2012

Four Men Any Isla Vistan Knows … and Many Have Slept With

By Anonymous

With the first weekend of school recently past, I find myself in the aftermath of what few parties I could be dragged to, analyzing the information I gathered from them. While adrift in our beloved deluge of drunks, I at...

September 24, 2012

First Year Fornication: To Hump One or Many, That is the Question

By Anonymous

As the new school year dawns, I find myself inundated by the increased amount of strange faces around IV. These are undoubtedly our new and deeply respected incoming freshmen, and so allow me to welcome any new freshmen ...

May 22, 2012

Coming Out on Top: The Down-Low on Bending the Straight Line and Pegging the Sexually Confused

By Anonymous

If you ever feel like risking your immortal soul, it is my suggestion that you peruse Craigslist’s casual encounters. The activity is quite enjoyable, especially if you are as demented as me and my close friend and tur...