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May 16, 2012

Prude to Crude: How One Freshman Found Her Inner Freak

By Anonymous

Until college, I was the prude. The hot Asian prude, but nonetheless the prude. At my ironically slutty all-girls Catholic school, everyone tried to hide their obvious skankiness. And while my boyfriend and I had been do...

May 9, 2012

Who’s on Top? How Society Dictates Your Position in Life and in the Bedroom

By Anonymous

Now, I know I have almost beaten gender roles in our society to death, but I’ve still got one last little bit to harp on. All of this theory is leading up to something — a part of my sex life an astonishingly large a...

March 7, 2012

Sexuality and Flexibility: No, No, Not That Kind of Flexibility

By Anonymous

I spent a long while trying to think of what to write for my first sex article for the Daily Nexus, and as I thought about it, I was forced to think about what, exactly, a sex article should cover. There is the obvious:...

February 15, 2012

He Said: Next Valentine’s Day, Think in Terms of What Would Whitney Do?

By Anonymous

If you, like me, spend an inordinate amount of time agonizing over the fate of divahood in American pop culture, this weekend was pretty tough on you too. Whitney, this one’s for you. In honor of the great Mrs. Bobby B...

February 6, 2012

The Wednesday Hump: Heternormativity at Its Finest

By Anonymous

I enjoy the crude humor and candid tone of the Wednesday Hump just as much as any Gaucho. However, what strikes me most about this column is its sense of exclusivity. It’s about one thing and one thing only: heterosexu...

January 30, 2012

Regain Your Grip on Reality by Dropping the Digital Dependency

By Anonymous

Perception. It’s a hard word to define, especially from an individual standpoint. How one person perceives things is different from how another person does. The only fact about perception is that we all have our own vi...

April 3, 2009

Give Us Back the Facebook We Know and Love!

By Anonymous

It's that time of year when students all across campus are distressed: Facebook has changed its layout again. But this time, Facebook is completely, 100 percent biting off of Twitter. The new, "improved" homepage that is...

January 23, 2009

Own Your Creepiness

By Anonymous

As a first-year student at UCSB, I am discovering so many wonderful things about myself. The most important of those is that I'm a really creepy girl.

February 6, 2006

Zone Out to Illicit Lust

By Anonymous

I've been harboring the biggest crush on my professor for a long while now. I'm not going to lie; I want that man to touch me in ways that are almost unfit to print. The following events took place, at least for me, on M...

October 20, 2003

The Reader’s Voice: What’s Your Problem? Quote Is a Problem for STD Victims

By Anonymous

I would like to respond to one of the quotes in the Daily Nexus's Wednesday, October 15th story,"What's Your Problem?" Ricky Denoda is quoted as saying, "I'm visiting and I heard that one in 20 of the females around her...