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And Four to Grow On

January 20, 2005 by

If this is your birthday, happy birthday! A parade will be held in your honor down Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. this afternoon.
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Junior High Prom Heats Up

January 19, 2005 by

Management consultant William Fried recently told a bunch of Bay Area eighth graders that they could make up to $250,000 per year as an exotic dancer (depending on their bust size, that is).
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La Cumbre

January 18, 2005 by

Everyone and their mother
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No Warm Body in This Seat

January 14, 2005 by

Well, I almost managed to make it through my college experience without having one of those evil professors who grades you on lecture attendance.
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Helpful Advice for You Fatties

January 13, 2005 by

The government just updated its dietary guidelines. The groundbreaking new recommendations are to eat fewer calories and exercise more.
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Books Open, Bottoms Up

January 12, 2005 by

The weatherhuman has gone mad. The cause for this madness; the decision to take a full load of 21 units. Although some may call it the end of any sort of social life, not so for this wily androgenous ...
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Brunch in Buchanan

January 11, 2005 by

Lately people have been leaving little surprises for me under the seat in lecture: uncapped soda bottles, half-empty cups of coffee, etc.
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Stay Healthy for Life

January 10, 2005 by

Rejoice! John Basedow, the disproportionate "Fitness Made Simple" guru, has apparently waved goodbye to this life. He was on vacation in Thailand when the tsunami hit, and things didn't work out.
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Go for the Obvious

January 7, 2005 by

With a new year come new opportunities. The last few years have frankly been disappointing, because "Infant" has dropped off the government's list of the top 1,000 U.S. baby names.
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Look Out Below

January 6, 2005 by

I.V. is getting a rock climbing thing! There's a fence surrounding that excuse for a park on the 6600 block of Pasado, and it's accompanied by a picture of a big, fake rock.
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Obey Your Purse

January 5, 2005 by

This quarter I'm taking a class about how to find efficient, low-cost solutions to problems. The textbook for the class costs $160.
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Daddy Christmas

January 4, 2005 by

Over Winter Break I saw the greatest Christmas light display ever. On the fence of this one house, someone had spelled out, in lights, "HO." Not "HO HO HO." Just "HO."
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Smile! It’s Raining!

January 3, 2005 by

OK, so I'm not responsible for all the rain. Really. Quite the contrary. I'm annoyed just like you are; I had to buy an umbrella. Ironically, the weatherhuman loses umbrellas all the time.
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‘Tis Never the Season

December 2, 2004 by

Finals are almost here... almost. Mine keep almost arriving, but then they get pushed back further into the hazy future by the professor.
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Monday … Again

November 24, 2004 by

Why the hell do I have to share space with boneheaded corrections? Weatherhumans never have to correct themselves
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