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I Can’t Get no Satis-Quack-tion

January 11, 2006 by

Some people come to the weatherhuman seeking life advice. My advice to them is seek another life.
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Hi!Burnation

January 10, 2006 by

The weatherhuman forgot to welcome everybody back to winter quarter yesterday, simply stunning considering it is the 'human's favorite quarter.
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Winter Brakes

January 9, 2006 by

Word has it that the weatherhuman's biggest rival, Al Roker, has proposed a sitcom to the network CBS entitled "Al in the Family." Tousche, Al Roker. Tousche.
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Ugly(ier) Duckling

January 1, 2006 by

The 'human never really realized that in the Nexus office there is a giant shark hanging from the ceiling, aiming its vicious rage at a duck hanging from the noose.
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Flight School

December 1, 2005 by

It's dead week already? Time sure flies when you're drinking Redbull.
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Black Tuesday

November 23, 2005 by

To most, Tuesday, Nov. 22nd will be forever known as "Black Tuesday," after the UCSB men's soccer team's 3-2 loss at Northridge. But to the 'human, the 22nd will forever be known as the day I was refu...
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Weatherheathens

November 22, 2005 by

Thanksgiving is only two days away, and you know what that means. You
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A Streak to Forget

November 21, 2005 by

If you attended the men's playoff soccer game Saturday, then you saw one of the most pathetic attempts at rushing the field in the history of mankind.
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Finally

November 17, 2005 by

Finally, it has happened. The Nexus has officially turned into a smut tabloid. You'll notice that the Opinion page is filled with it today, so get out your tube socks.
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Intramurals

November 16, 2005 by

Good idea: One game of intramural basketball..
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Silver Sleeper

November 15, 2005 by

I don't know if you noticed yesterday in the Nexus, but we featured one of the funniest photos I've ever seen in my weatherlife. Seven or so silver seniors sat in front of a guy in a red hat, and in t...
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Anon-a-mouse

November 14, 2005 by

The power of anonymity is scary. SCARY scary. I could pretty much write whatever I want right now, like, "I love Burt Bacharach" and you would have to just sit there and take it.
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A High Schooling

November 10, 2005 by

Just in case you didn't feel like enough of a slap-dick, the 'human is about to make you feel even worse about your weed addiction. A high school student won the race for mayor over the incumbent as a...
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And it Rocked Me

November 8, 2005 by

Who was the first person to say "rock the vote"? I think it was Clinton. I think the pilgrims had it better with "stone the vote" though.
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The Weatherhumanities

November 7, 2005 by

The weatherhuman always loves it when the weatherparents come down to pay him a visit and cash for not dropping out of weatherschool. The 'human really takes well to bribery, not to mention flattery a...
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