The ‘human never really realized that in the Nexus office there is a giant shark hanging from the ceiling, aiming its vicious rage at a duck hanging from the noose. Upon further review, there is also a giant Labatt Blue inflatable beer right behind the duck. There must have been some twisted, duck-hating fuckers that worked here back in the day.

Wednesday’s Forecast: The ‘human feels bad for the poor little duckling. Why must the beer provoke the shark’s deadly wrath? Blame Canada!