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Weather

April 1, 2008 by

This article appeared as part of the Nexus’ April Fools’ edition. Tuesday’s Forecast: Partly cloudy, with a high of 62 degrees and a low of 45.
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Friends Fly Miserably

March 31, 2008 by

Since those of us who aren’t poor just spent the week traveling, let’s focus on the biggest scam in travel these days: Southwest Airlines’ policy of open seating. It’s a comple...
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I Hate Whoever Complained Today

March 10, 2008 by

Nice of the corrections people to steal my final box of the quarter (a-holes…). Now I can’t even say a real goodbye as we all head for spring break. To those of you smart enough to find me...
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Bearfest

March 7, 2008 by

Seriously? I’m losing half my box to a correction because some guy supported desalination in the 1990s and apparently doesn’t anymore. Does anyone really care? Wouldn’t you rather re...
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“I Remember, I Remember When I Lost My Mind”

March 6, 2008 by

First, thanks to those of you who responded to my request yesterday for getting some questions for an "Ask the 'Human" piece. Don't hesitate to keep them coming.
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Better Mail Than Hail

March 5, 2008 by

Every once in a while, I’ll get an angry email from someone who just doesn’t buy what I’m selling, but like those annoying Facebook applications, I constantly want more. Which is why...
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Weather

March 4, 2008 by

So you're sitting in class half-heartedly working on the Sudoku while wondering if your T.A would trade a passing grade for sex, and then it happens: The person sitting next to you moves their foot an...
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Mo’ Hair, Mo’ Problems

March 3, 2008 by

I can’t help but be disgusted by the story about a 6-year-old who was suspended from kindergarten last week after showing up with a Mohawk. I can see suspending someone for growing a mullet, but...
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Weather Monologues

February 29, 2008 by

A woman who teaches DUI rehab classes in Florida was pulled over on Monday and arrested for… wait for it, wait for it… DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE! Only in America, baby! I can’t bel...
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“Julie Cooper’s Gonna Be Pissed…”

February 28, 2008 by

Color me unsurprised at the news that former television whorebag Mischa Barton was charged with four misdemeanors on Tuesday, including DUI and possession of marijuana.
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Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby

February 27, 2008 by

There was an Australian guy standing behind me in line at Subway yesterday, and as I stood there debating the merits of ordering tuna at a fast food restaurant, I couldn't help but become extremely je...
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“Straight Cash Homey”

February 26, 2008 by

I’m amazed that the idiots at the Prevention Research Center would send me a long survey and a $10 bill and think that the money would actually inspire me to fill out the survey and send it back...
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Freeballing

February 25, 2008 by

A British man was jailed for five days last week after getting caught urinating on one of Latvia's most treasured monuments, the ironically named Freedom Monument.
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Duck Hunt

February 22, 2008 by

R.I.P to the duck that dropped dead right outside the Nexus office two nights ago and lay there awkwardly for almost 24 hours before being picked up by a man who I can only hope worked for janitorial ...
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Can’t Spell Cocky Without…

February 21, 2008 by

On the heels of Barack Obama's recent success, Slate.com published a story yesterday wondering if he was now becoming too cool for his own good.
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