Seriously? I’m losing half my box to a correction because some guy supported desalination in the 1990s and apparently doesn’t anymore. Does anyone really care? Wouldn’t you rather read my graphic and inappropriate take on fatties than read about the policies of some David Bearman guy? I’m outraged. Bearman just lost my vote.

Friday’s Forecats: Bearman changes the spelling of his name to Beerman and immediately regains the ‘humans vote.