Sports
If you've read part one of this column (Daily Nexus, Jan. 30), you probably think you have an NBA fantasy draft all figured out - well, Walter Cronkite, I've got news for you: You don't.
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The #12 UCSB women's water polo team started out strong in its first preseason games of 2007, playing matches against Cal Baptist and #15 Hartwick at the Cal Baptist Mini Tournament on Saturday.
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If Charles Barkley can gamble away ten million dollars in his lifetime and still be a Hall-of-Famer then why is Pete Rose still excluded from Major League Baseball's illustrious honor?
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The #4 Pepperdine men's volleyball team upset the #3 UCSB men's volleyball team Saturday with a 32-30, 33-31 and 30-18 defeat in front of 1,068 fans at Rob Gym.
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It came a week later than originally planned, but the #70 UCSB men's tennis team finally made its debut over the weekend in Arizona.
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The UCSB women's basketball team continued charging with a 90-64 dismantling of UC Davis this Saturday, in a record-setting afternoon.
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Filmmakers Matthew Asner and Danny Gold spent the last two years dedicated to the philosophy: "If you can't play baseball, make a movie about it."
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Swimming at home while honoring their senior members helped the UCSB swimming team earn a victory against Pacific in its final home meet of the season Saturday, as the men's team defeated the Tigers 1...
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Despite having a relatively young and inexperienced team with four new starting players this year, the #73 UCSB women's tennis team won its season opener, beating Santa Clara University 6-1 at home.
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After yesterday's putrid performance in the Super Bowl, Rex Grossman will probably need a new job. After all of those fumbles, the QB is thinking Butterfinger spokesman.
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Apparently those rankings count for something, because #8 Stanford - which is now enjoying a 17-game winning streak - certainly played like a top-10 team in last night's 84-59 blowout over the UCSB wo...
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The #73 UCSB women's tennis team underwent a complete overhaul this past season, saying goodbye to five of its six starters to graduation.
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The UCSB men's basketball team used a balanced scoring attack to even the season series with UC Davis and put the finishing touches on a perfect 3-0 road trip.
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The UCSB's women's water polo team, headed by Coach Danielle Altman, is looking forward to another eventful season this coming spring.
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The #70 UCSB men's tennis team will make its second attempt at a season-opener this weekend after rain drowned out its debut matches one week ago.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
