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April 13, 2004

Talkin’ ‘Bout a Revolution

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A wacko shows up at the Nexus office real pissed off - nothing unusual. It's as routine as the evening lottery to determine who gets to go home early and let the office monkey do their job for the night.

April 12, 2004

Wiener

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Wow, another correction. If we don't quit fucking up, I'm never going to have enough space to tell a joke again. Please hold your applause. Monday's forecast: A cheap one-liner, because nothing else will fit. The Pentago...

April 9, 2004

Friday Day – My Favorite Holiday

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The Governator announced a couple days ago that he is thinking of changing our State Legislature from full to part time. He thinks they might be more efficient that way.

April 8, 2004

Thin Line Between Drugs and Hate

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Next, a little bit of hate for the finest bunch of assholes on campus - the parking Nazis. You paper my truck every time I forget to display my permit.

April 7, 2004

Lend Me Your Helmet

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On Tuesday I had a guest lecturer in my Sports Appreciation class (I figure my last quarter of college is a great time to challenge myself) talking about "cycling for fitness.

April 5, 2004

Skid Plaza

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Did you see the destruction around Storke Plaza after this weekend? There was trash everywhere. It looked more like a place to get heroin than a place to relax and study.

April 5, 2004

Correction: I’m the Champ

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The weatherhuman has once again won the prestigious weatherhouse NCAA pool.

April 1, 2004

The X Fracture

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Today's weatherbox goes out to Rastaman X, a good friend who showed us all what you get when you just say, "Fuck it," and go for your dreams.

March 31, 2004

Shake Time

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On Correction days I like to point out things in the community that I feel need correcting. Isla Vista is ridiculously dry right now, and I'm not talking about lack of rain.

March 30, 2004

Sidewalk Saviors

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A recent Dartmouth Medical School study found that teenagers who are religious are less likely to be depressed and more likely to be satisfied with their families and school than secular teens.

March 29, 2004

Heart of Dankness

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Hope everyone had a fun Spring Break. The weatherhuman had a successful Baja surf trip. Sure, the weather sucked.

March 5, 2004

Going Out Smiling

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Last issue before spring break. In an effort to keep you safe, I will share a cautionary tale.

March 4, 2004

Writing on the Rocks

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Two issues left - counting the one you're holding. The staff is staggering toward the finish, and I mean that quite literally. But we're almost there. One more day and I'll be as gone as the Dewar's.

March 3, 2004

Drunk as Slick

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On this date in 1962, Mr. Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a NBA game. If you believe Wilt, that is only the second greatest statistical accomplishment in his life.

March 2, 2004

Horse Shit – Better than Bullshit

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Election Day - wow, do we have some doozies to choose from. Do you like Beer Guy? Or do you prefer the Mustache Man?

March 1, 2004

Don’t Want You Back

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People rejoice - the grocery workers will soon return. Hooray! There's a party in the streets! Let's hold a fucking parade. Get Mayor Quimby up there to declare a new holiday in their honor - "Replace Your Employees with...