A recent Dartmouth Medical School study found that teenagers who are religious are less likely to be depressed and more likely to be satisfied with their families and school than secular teens. In a related study, the weatherhuman found that Christmas is much more fun for people who believe in Santa Claus.

Not that I don’t see the value in organized religion. Or in studies. It’s just hard to make sense of them sometimes. Like that study that found that 90 percent of people who have spoken to Jesus live on the streets.

Tuesday’s forecast: Homelessness is next to godliness.