Opinion
"I pay money to go to school here, so I can trash it if I want." Those were the words that came out of the mouth of a student that I had requested to stop skateboarding on the planter in front of the ...
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This program would never have been made available if Gail Marshall did not fight for our rights. Now the landlords want to remove Gail from office by forcing a special recall election in the middle of...
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A new California law that allows pharmacies to distribute emergency contraceptives (EC) - commonly known as the morning-after pill - without doctor's prescriptions was enacted in January.
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The tragedy of Sept. 11 is sure to resonate in the minds of all the athletes, coaches and spectators. International Olympic Committee President Avery Brundage declared with a raised fist, "The Games m...
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Winter Quarter is the shittiest poo to ever be shat upon God
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The Ellwood Bluffs are going to get screwed up - just not as badly as before.
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We decided the best thing to do was set up a camp in the central park of Isla Vista to create a community of homeless in defiance of the anti-sleeping ordinance and in support of a safe sleeping space...
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So when Carrot Top suggested we go fuck ourselves, we relaxed, let him rant, and made sure the tape was rolling.
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I feel that the campus should build a monorail tram. I feel that this would solve most of the problems that we have on campus in addition to other benefits.
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Sex, for instance, is not all orgasms and hard nipples. There are times when it and the aftermath are just horrible.
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Labels rule people's lives. Case in point. A Nexus editor burning the midnight oil retreats to his office, secure that precious caffeine awaits.
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So, if students went on a hunger strike tomorrow to get UCSB to boycott the products of a company behaving as irresponsibly as Pictsweet, would they succeed? I hope so.
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In sum, if you like the idea of crappy housing, filthy water, unsafe streets, greedy landlords and being disenfranchised by a summer election, then by all means support the recall.
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The snowy plover is a threatened bird that roosts on our coast; they're the little white and sandy colored guys that hunker down at the mouth of the Devereux Slough.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
