Opinion
In tactics reminiscent of Marshal Georgi K. Zhukov's, Representative Martin T. Doyle is burning every financial field and shooting every cash cow that SAC forces could find useful, and a great deal be...
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Did I read correctly in April 29th's Nexus that UCSB has found a new way to swindle money out of the student body? Please tell me it is not true that "Parking Services will charge $2 per night/weekend...
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I would like you to know that I personally enjoy Sarah Kent's sex columns. I actually look forward to them. I do find it puzzling that anyone can really take offense to what she writes about
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I made a decision to conquer senioritis. As the weeks go on it has become harder and harder to roll out of bed and face the last class of my undergraduate education (being taken pass/fail).
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Observe the calm of the graduating seniors. Though they have screwed off all quarter and rebelled against their masters only to be caught and put to midterms, they calmly await their fate and prepare ...
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Isla Vista has never killed anyone with a car or made anyone take drugs. The lawyers for David Attias - a former UCSB student who hit five people with a car, killing four of them - claim I.V. is respo...
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Fee increases are a lot like diarrhea. They're both ugly, sometimes painful and most of us wish they never happened. Whether we like it or not, though, both serve a purpose.
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It's been three days since it all happened. Eva claims that she is fine, but I have my doubts. She hasn't been herself - she's been really quiet.
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The barely 30% of UCSB that turned out to vote spoke and said that they want this university to continue to remain mediocre at best.
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I've mentioned before that sex can suck because of all those consequences that come from it. Pregnancy, for example. Or STDs. AIDS. Lots of fun stuff.
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For one so concerned with the historical (and current) suffering of the Jewish people, Joey Tartakovsky shows a startling lack of empathy and understanding.
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Coming out of the closet to the parents is like trying to tell a joke. You need the right timing, the right tone and delivery.
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Some people were concerned about the excerpt from a letter Theo Baker wrote about my personal life published in April 26 Nexus ("Show Your True Colors: The Worst of Campus Elections").
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Israel has become the focal point of worldwide anti-Semitism, and criticism of Israel has become a mask of legitimacy for darker feelings.
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Hire an AI bot to become their personal assistant
Stash all their books in a locked safe
Never write their own email again
Buy out all the toilet paper from target
Delete all their negative text messages about AI
Side with their Snapchat AI bot
Start posting ads for an AI significant other
Move to the middle of nowhere
Smash all computers in close proximity
Try to befriend AI bots
Complete purge from technology
Start calling all of their loved ones
