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Intramurals

Good idea: One game of intramural basketball..
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How to Tap That Teaching Ass-istant

Why is it that a liaison with my TA is the only thing I can concentrate on in section? Of course, my fantasies are always a little far-fetched, mostly because if I took time to actually plot out the r...
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Wal-Mart Rolls Back Employee Ethics in Pursuit of Profits

This opinion is in response to the article in Monday's Nexus about Wal-Mart ("Film Exposes International Effects of Wal-Mart Empire," Daily Nexus, Nov. 14). I wanted to share some additional informati...
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Troubled ‘Duke Nukem’ Masterbater Challenges All Females

I remember the first time I ever masturbated. It was more of an accident than anything. I remember playing a computer game called Duke Nukem at my uncle's house. I was probably around 12 years old at ...
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Rogue Inquiry Evades Prod

Answering a question with a question is generally considered poor etiquette - I call it "rogue questioning." If it's not an admission of guilt or error, it's an admission of stupidity. Sometimes thoug...
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Silver Sleeper

I don't know if you noticed yesterday in the Nexus, but we featured one of the funniest photos I've ever seen in my weatherlife. Seven or so silver seniors sat in front of a guy in a red hat, and in t...
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Stop Santa Barbara’s Political Erosion

The battle between the Santa Barbara leftists and the editorial section of the Santa Barbara News-Press needs to stop, for the betterment of this community. I am saddened and discouraged at the discou...
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Schnauzer Balls Made to Dangle, Not to Be Mangled

There comes a time in every pet owner's life when a decision must be made. No, not the "old age filled with arthritis or euthanasia" decision, but the "neuter or not" decision. Now most of you would g...
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Support Chicanos’ In Fight Against Rights Violations

I am writing as a concerned human being showing solidarity to our brothers and sisters around the world who are victims of human rights violations. I want to call everybody in the UCSB community to jo...
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Electronic Math System Hinders More Than Helps

I am frustrated with the way WeBWork is run and how students are graded on their performances. WeBWork is a system used by some UCSB professors to allow students to turn homework in through an online ...
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A Sad Supporting Cast

So we had a statewide election last Tuesday. You drunkards have already forgotten about it, haven't you? I decided not to run a piece last week, because a) I have so much badass cred around the Nexus ...
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Anon-a-mouse

The power of anonymity is scary. SCARY scary. I could pretty much write whatever I want right now, like, "I love Burt Bacharach" and you would have to just sit there and take it.
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UCSB Athletics Needs Student Support

On behalf of the thousands of alumni who closely follow Gaucho athletics, I
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Hilton Clones Do it Better

My friend swears that Fabio is a natural blonde and that his flowing golden locks aren't the result of extensive hair dye procedures. I disagree, which is why my friend and I frequently engage in life...
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A High Schooling

Just in case you didn't feel like enough of a slap-dick, the 'human is about to make you feel even worse about your weed addiction. A high school student won the race for mayor over the incumbent as a...
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