Opinion

November 15, 2006

Group Calls For Action by University

By Staff

On October 31, the words "Fuck Niggers" were found on a San Nicolas Residence Hall stairwell - a hint of d

November 15, 2006

It’s Just Like Licking an Ice Cream Cone

By Jenny Paradise

I have never had a man turn down oral sex. A friendly fellatio is usually well received when done correctly - and, let's be honest, even when it's not. Since midterms are winding down, everyone could use some relaxation.

November 14, 2006

Technology Bytes: Technology is Key to Res Halls

By Matt Suedkamp

Bring on the machines! Please, I am begging you, oh, ogre of mediocrity that is UCSB housing: Bring on the freaking machines! What machines are these, pray tell? They are the little sensors that should be going on each a...

November 14, 2006

Liberty Belle: Republicans’ Scandals Act as Party Buzzkills

By Courtney Stevens

The Democrats are the superior political party. I admit it. At the game of politics which, according to dictionary.com, means "taking advantage of a political situation or issue, exploiting a political system or politica...

November 13, 2006

Calling in Sick

By Staff

I'm just not in the mood to write the Weather today.

November 13, 2006

Think

By Staff

November 9, 2006

Theft

By Staff

Okay, I’ll be nice: Someone stole a chicken from the Newman Co-Op’s backyard, and they want it back. Call the co-op main office at (805) 685-6964 if you have any information or if you need a better descriptio...

November 9, 2006

California State Blues: RPG Mania Creates Various Questions

By C.K. Hickey

OK, I know I normally devote this space to exploring various parts of California, but there are far more important and pressing matters to discuss this week. I'm talking about a revolution within our midst, a change of p...

November 9, 2006

American Apparel Is Damn Revolutionary

By Caroline Wolf

All around the world, everywhere from Tennessee to Z

November 9, 2006

Cross-Fade Your Pong Game

By Jeff Gibson

After constructing an impressive $30 Beirut beauty on our back balcony this summer, my roommates and I have come to the conclusion that we were born to play beer pong - along with the rest of Isla Vista.

November 9, 2006

Supervisor Defends Halloween Committee

By Staff

Editor, Daily Nexus, The article in the Nexus somewhat mischaracterized the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors’ subcommittee that was appointed to look into the Halloween celebration in Isla Vista. This is n...

November 9, 2006

Out-of-Town Visitors Spoil I.V. Halloween

By Staff

Editor, Daily Nexus, Instead of punishing 100 percent of the Isla Vista community for the crimes of which we commit only 20 percent, why doesn’t Brooks Firestone focus on excluding the out-of-towners that compose t...

November 9, 2006

Think

By Staff

November 8, 2006

Say Goodbye to Halloween

By Staff

When it comes to the subject of outsiders crossing the line, there is certainly no one more well-read than an Isla Vista resident. After all, nearly 80 percent of the arrests made over Halloween weekend were served to ou...

November 8, 2006

How to Reach the Ever-Elusive Female orgasm

By Jenny Paradise

Pillow-clenching, toe-tingling, face-numbing pleasure

November 7, 2006

Liberty Belle: Props, Bonds Suck Californians Dry

By Courtney Stevens

I realize Californians are known for their rather hasty decision-making and Isla Vista residents are known for their "I-don't-really-give-a-shit-about-shit, man" mindset, but voting is one of the few situations where the...