On the Menu
Sometimes it's hard to imagine a place more similar to paradise than our little community by the sea, but white, sandy beaches and warm, clear water...
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On the Menu
Sometimes it's hard to imagine a place more similar to paradise than our little community by the sea, but white, sandy beaches and warm, clear water...
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Nothing has the power to butter your buns quite like waking up to find that there's no breakfast in the house.
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With fall comes colder weather, the changing of the leaves and possibly the most important event: the start of football season. While some Gauchos might proclaim that the only kind of football is the ...
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It's the beginning of a new school year, and there's no better way to celebrate the procuring of syllabi and getting lost on campus than by trying the newest menus in town.
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Sure, delivery is perfect for all-nighters or for fixing that hole that the tequila just burned in your stomach.
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In the middle of the harbor, you will find the cafe where summer never ends - according to its name, anyway. Situated above the Waterfront Grill in the same building as the Santa Barbara Maritime Muse...
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As summer and finals approach, many of you will undoubtedly begin daydreaming of foreign getaways, despite the moths in your wallets.
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C'est un regale - it is a treat to reveal the French culinary delights hidden in the heart of downtown Santa Barbara.
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Whether you wake up early to go for a morning jog or you sleep in, you can always make time for a satisfying egg scramble before diving into your day.
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Pass the salsa and gorge on guacamole to begin this weekend's Cinco de Mayo festivities early at Santa Barbara's authentic Mexican restaurants.
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Imagine warm baked bread, a veritable goldmine of freshly cut vegetables and meats, and condiments to fulfill your every desire for tangy goodness.
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At times, it's hard to determine what you want to eat for dinner.
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Sometimes you need more to satisfy your hunger than just a bland salad the size of a raw cherry tomato.
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Spring is in the air in Santa Barbara, and there's no better way to celebrate the season than with fresh pasta primavera and other Italian fare.
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A typical sunny day in Isla Vista usually consists of waking up late, hitting the surf and then grilling up a round of juicy burgers.
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