Melissa Davis

February 28, 2008

Bicycle-Brained A.S. Irritates Proud Pedestrian

By Melissa Davis

There comes a time in everyone's life when they decide to stand and face the injustice that surrounds them - or fall prey to the perniciousness at the core of humanity. In my life, I not only missed out on pretty much al...

October 3, 2007

New Kids on the Block

By Melissa Davis

It's the beginning of a new school year, and there's no better way to celebrate the procuring of syllabi and getting lost on campus than by trying the newest menus in town. Whether you're a freshman or a returning studen...

November 28, 2006

Older Men’s I.V. Cat Calls Are Not in Holiday Spirit

By Melissa Davis

It's peppermint mocha season. The Christmas decorations in stores before Halloween, the weather changing and my mother nagging about Christmas lists mean nothing to me until the peppermint mocha is on the Starbucks menu....

September 24, 2006

Please, Love America!

By Melissa Davis

Welcome to America, circa 2006. "Men" now wear girl pants and perfume. Paris Hilton is considered a national treasure for her brilliant work in ... House of Wax? Activists are still chanting "Bush lied, kids died" like d...

April 28, 2006

Poor Parenting To Blame for Gun Control Debate

By Melissa Davis

As a child, I was taught proper gun safety. To this day, I can still remember this animated eagle telling me to never touch a gun and, if I saw one, to immediately notify an adult. My dad used to take me to gun shows, wh...

April 17, 2006