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Stories from the files of Isla Vista Foot Patrol
Monday, June 25, 1:54 p.m. - Deputies were dispatched to the 6800 block of Del Playa Drive Monday afternoon when neighbors reported that a suspicious-looking tall blonde wearing short shorts was spott...
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Frimpong’s Girlfriend Testifies in Court, Says He Believes He Was Drugged
At the first session of his hearing yesterday, Eric Frimpong's girlfriend told the court that the UCSB soccer player said he felt drugged the morning before his arrest on charges of alleged rape in Is...
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A.S. External VP of Local Affairs-elect Withdraws From Quarter, Faces Loss of Position
For the second time in less than a month, Associated Students may lose another vice president-elect, pending a decision from the student government's judicial council next week.
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Dean’s Office To Enforce Policies Requiring Timely Graduation
UCSB students frequently enrolling in less than 15 units per quarter may soon face new consequences, including possible dismissal, as a result of yesterday's UCSB Faculty Legislature decision to enfor...
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Participants Get Punchy at Fight Night
After facing near cancellation, UCSB's 16th annual Fight Night returned to the Events Center last Friday, albeit with 2000 less spectators than last year.
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Popular Pizzeria To Replace UCSB Paterno Eatery
Following in the footsteps of Woodstock's Pizza and Subway, Domino's Pizza will soon have a location on campus as restaurant owners prepare to replace the Paterno restaurant in the UCen.
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Police Investigate Alleged Thefts
University of California Police Department officers are currently investigating the origins of several allegedly stolen items after various laptops and iPods were recently discovered in a UCSB student...
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Isla Vista Project Aims to Recycle Student Furniture
Local organizers hope Isla Vista residents will donate, rather than douse, their couches this spring, as the Great Isla Vista Extravaganza Project prepares to collect furniture.
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SB County Goleta Council Proposes Substation, Jail Upgrade
Officials took their first steps toward expanding the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Dept. last week, promising to renovate the Santa Maria jail and create a Goleta Sheriff's substation less than a mile from...
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UCSB’s Foreign Student Policies Endure Criticism
Awaiting a hearing before a judge, UCSB student Yoon Choi remains in Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody after she was arrested in an immigration raid last week.
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County Official Faces Charges of Misconduct
Former Santa Barbara County Public Defender James Egar recently filed a lawsuit with the Santa Barbara Superior Court against County Administrator Michael Brown, alleging that he suffered discriminati...
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Everything shower every day
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Reusing condoms
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Collecting tears to water their plants
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Fracking
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Owns seven Stanley cups
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
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