Bargain Raises UC Police Wages
Yesterday, the University of California reached a new three-year contract agreement with the Federated University Police Officers Association - the organization representing UC police officers.
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Weekly Events for 10/23
ONE Head over to the Magic Lantern Theater Friday evening to watch this past summer’s “The Pineapple Express,” starring “Freaks and Geeks” alums James Franco and Seth Rog...
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Hot Famales
So I was at a certain sandwich place in I.V., ordering a deliciously thrifty five-dollar footlong, when all of a sudden something catches my eye. Some sorority set up a donation jar for breast cancer ...
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Armchair QB
Mike Singletary is the new head coach of the 49ers, and he says the team from SF has "something special." Special is certainly one way to describe the 2-5 Niners.
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Crime Report
Sat., Oct. 18, 11:15 a.m. -- A 19-year-old male was arrested Saturday night for attempting to start a fight on the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive.
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Vampire Revenge
Two weeks before her wedding, a woman in Iowa was ordered by a judge to keep away from her fiancé after she was charged with domestic abuse. What'd she do, you ask? She bit him. Just clamped her ...
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Blotter
Sun., Oct 19, 3:55 a.m. - Deputies were dispatched to the field near the intersection of Camino Lindo and Del Playa Drive on reports of an intoxicated male passed out naked.
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TPS Issues Halloween Permits
Students seeking on-campus parking over Halloween weekend will now need to purchase permits as the deadline for free passes has ended.
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Police Blotter
Sat., Oct. 11, 1:17 a.m. -- An officer on a uniformed foot patrol of the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive spotted a heavily intoxicated female being assisted by a male companion.
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Armchair QB
Really Rays? Really? A seven run lead doesn't do it for you? Honestly, if you let Boston pull the same shit on you that it did to the Indians last year, the QB will not be happy. He might even cry.
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Please Don’t Try to Bike Over the Hump Pls
Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Slow fade
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Ghosting them on a random Monday
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Asks to still be friends
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
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