Feb. 14, 2002 – Feb. 20, 2002

Calendar: 2/14-2/20 Thursday: St. Valentine was a priest beheaded for performing unauthorized marriages on the church steps. Celebrate his holiday with “The Road Home,” the story of a tend...
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Join Us

Apparently I am officer material.
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Skidmarks and Chafing

In terms of intensity, the life of a cabin counselor ranks up there with that of an inner-city repo man. I know. I spent the weekend chasing a rambunctious group of 12- and 13-year-old kids around cam...
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Protesters Fight Ocean Protection

Commercial and sport fishermen wearing red T-shirts lined up Friday over proposals to protect up to 34 percent of the waters around the Channel Islands off the coast of Santa Barbara.
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Good Thing It’s Always Sunny

Monday's Forecast: Try back tomorrow
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Police in Mexico Arrest Two SB Murder Suspects

Santa Barbara Police Dept. detectives and Mexican State Police arrested two suspects in Mexicali, Mexico, in connection with the January murder of Santa Barbara resident Jacqueline High.
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Sports Feature Photo: Take a Whack With the Bat


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Feb. 11, 2002

Who Said College Kids Are the Rowdy Ones? At approximately 2:09 a.m. on Sunday, Feb. 10, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the 6500 block of El Nido Road noticed an intoxicated 24-year-old ma...
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Feature Photo: Prepare Thine Arse for a Royal Kicking


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To Lefty, For 79 Years of Loyal Service

Winter Quarter is the shittiest poo to ever be shat upon God
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Feature Photo: WETTer Is Better


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Humiliating Comedians Is Repetitive

So when Carrot Top suggested we go fuck ourselves, we relaxed, let him rant, and made sure the tape was rolling.
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Feature Photo: A Vampire’s Dream

Rachel Epstein, undeclared freshman and Theta Sorority member, donates blood at a drive hosted by Fiji Fraternity house Wednesday.
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Feb. 7, 2002 – Feb 14, 2002

Thursday I said, are you ready to rock? Pressure 4-5 is playing a benefit concert tonight in The Hub. Associated Students’ Program Board has organized the show; proceeds will go to the surviving...
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Random Acts of Sadism

Labels rule people's lives. Case in point. A Nexus editor burning the midnight oil retreats to his office, secure that precious caffeine awaits.
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