November 29, 2023 Top 10 topics to turn the table at Thanksgiving By Clark Can't We get it, Thanksgiving is a hard time for everyone. You have to go home, eat an overhyped yet terrible-tasting bird and, if that wasn’t enough, your slightly problematic relatives are there to celebrate with you. We k...
May 19, 2023 Manzanita Village to vote for village idiot By Clark Can't Hear ye, hear ye! Thee smalle village of Manzanita hath indeed declared the need for a village idiot!
February 13, 2023 Interview with a lagoon crab By Clark Can't We here at the Daily Nexus were honored when Collingsworth agreed to a rare interview. This reporter was lucky enough to sit down with him, and the transcript is provided below.
February 13, 2023 New chancellor just dropped: Chancellor Yangcellor! By Clark Can't Chancellor Yangcellor doesn’t like building telescopes on sacred Native HawaiianAmerican land — he likes doing “Where’s Waldo” games and Sudoku!
