High Value Female

October 8, 2026

Fashion-forward I.V. landlord doesn’t want to fix plumbing

By High Value Female

As Paris Fashion Week comes to a close, multiple brands have left quite an impression on their viewers. Matières Fécales — which literally translates to fecal matter — is a fashion house that has risen to prominenc...

May 21, 2026

ASPB implements X-ray technology at Extravaganza to prevent booze smuggling

By High Value Female

In the past, Extravaganza has been the stomping ground of unruly underaged students looking to get wasted with their buddies. This year, the Associated Students Program Board had enough and implemented advanced security ...

May 14, 2026

Extravaganza lineup unites gays and straights alike

By High Value Female

Extravaganza's lineup has finally been released and, surprisingly, UC Santa Barbara students of all sexualities have united over the artists picked to perform.

April 30, 2026

Spoiled! Sugar daddy buys me granola on EBT

By High Value Female

I know you guys just read the headline and are jealous. It's okay, you can just live vicariously through me.