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H.L. Adams

April 5, 2022

CALPIRG Petition Tactics Fail, Mascot To Resort to War Crimes

By H.L. Adams

“They’re trying to like gaslight me into saving the environment, which isn’t very cash money of them you know?” said Saraa Nara, a fourth year who is “lowkey tired” of CALPIRG’s bullshit.

October 28, 2021

Horse Girl Actually Excited To See Horsey Cops This Halloweekend

By H.L. Adams

Perhaps the only fan of Isla Vista’s horse-mounted officers, UCSB’s own horse girl, Filly Gelding, revels in anticipation to hear the clip-clop of hooves against the pavement each year.

August 26, 2021

Lagoon Monster’s Parents Wish That He’d Call Home More Often

By H.L. Adams

Notwithstanding that UC Santa Barbara’s lagoon resident Swamp Yang is a full-fledged adult, his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Yang, wish that he’d call home more often. If Mrs. Yang doesn’t receive a phone call from her so...

July 13, 2021

Dr. Pepper Is Actually a Woman, You Sexist Fuck

By H.L. Adams

Pepper admits that she was motivated to post it after experiencing sexism firsthand in her workplace

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Weekly Horoscopes

by @dailynexopinion

The signs as classic Week 1 mistakes

Aries

March 21 - April 19

Responding to all the people in the Arbor walkway

Taurus

April 20 - May 20

Not reading the syllabus for a difficult class

Gemini

May 21 - June 20

Going to section after the professor emailed it was canceled

Cancer

June 21 - July 22

Walking in the skateboard lane

Leo

July 23 - August 22

Doing forgotten homework assignments during a pre-game

Virgo

August 23 - September 22

Realizing your acquaintance from high school wasn't actually a good roommate

Libra

September 23 - October 22

Aimlessly looking for parties on Del Playa

Scorpio

October 23 - November 21

Using your fake at Woodstocks and ending up on the wall

Sagittarius

November 22 - December 21

Getting into a bike accident during peak traffic hours

Capricorn

December 22 - January 19

Using up all your meal swipes before they can refresh

Aquarius

January 20 - February 18

Walking into the wrong class and being too embarrassed to leave

Pisces

February 19 - March 20

Boarding 24x by accident and taking it downtown

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