Chris Alexander

April 7, 2011

Isla Vista Beach Ban Spurs Student Rejection of Stringent Regulations

By Chris Alexander

My name is Chris Alexander, and I want to let the student population know about a protest to stop the barricading of our beach access as a means to prevent Floatopia.

October 28, 2009

Smart Tips for a Sexy Halloween

By Chris Alexander

It's time again for thousands of people to come rushing through Isla Vista to crowd our streets, take up our parking, extend the line at Freebirds and generally tear this city to the ground for three days. While the clus...

October 14, 2009

Stop the Stares by Calling Out Creepers

By Chris Alexander

There is a problem in this community so rampant that it affects both sexes and should be of utmost concern. I am talking about creepers.

October 7, 2009

Racking up a Score — Not Really So Cool Anymore

By Chris Alexander

Since most of us aren't 7 feet tall and the most dominant basketball player of our generation, it might be depressing to think that we will never be as "studly" as a basketball sensation, a legendary rockstar or the foun...

September 30, 2009

Take the Back Door to Unexpected Pleasure

By Chris Alexander

Like the Academy Award-winning Three 6 Mafia says, "I love having sex, but I'd rather get some head." This, to me, encompasses the spirit of sexual interaction. Everyone has their turn-ons and sexual preferences, and the...

August 26, 2009