I.V. Foot Patrol Becomes Foot Patrol Due to Relentless Kinkshaming

The Foot Patrol, formerly recognized as the on-foot Isla Vista police, now spends their time scouring the streets for any sign of feet, whether it’s through a hole in a shoe, sandals or even barefoo...
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Investigation Finds White Claw Cans Make “Not Great” Fleshlight

Faced with heaps of empty white claw cans and having forgotten the feeling of human touch, lonely Isla Vistans have found a questionable quarantine pastime.
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