Annie Pepper

January 25, 2021

Lea Toubian Wins A.S. Presidency in Landslide Five Votes

By Annie Pepper

ISLA VISTA – In what experts are calling an unprecedented voter turnout, Lea Toubian was elected A.S. president earlier this month with a landslide of five votes and a total voter count of five. The scale of such a tur...

July 16, 2020

UCSB Introverts, (AKA Entire College of Creative Studies) Really Thriving Right Now

By Annie Pepper

Majors within the College of Creative Studies (previously featured in this paper for the title of stinkiest, and also most tennis shoe) seem to thrive in the role of introvert forced on the nation.

March 11, 2019

Local Student Says ‘No Thank You’ to Finals

By Annie Pepper

Finals are almost here, and with them come yerba binges, restless nights and quiet sobs in the library. This year, though, local UCSB students seem to have put a stop to this quarterly tradition.

December 6, 2018

If Loving You is Wrong, Lock Me Up: An RA Love Story

By Annie Pepper

First-year Greg Pitkis made breaking news this week after it was revealed that he and his RA, Emily Robinson, have been carrying on an illicit romance. A close source told the Nexus that Pitkis first began to fall for Ro...

September 28, 2018

“Shut up Loser,” Says Yang to Freshman Who Didn’t Say Anything

By Annie Pepper

In response to the slough of new first-years migrating to campus, Chancellor Henry T. Yang has reportedly adopted a noticeably more “top bitch” persona, in what experts are calling an effort to “put them in their p...