Adam Wenger

February 26, 2007

Anna Nicole Smith’s Trial Creates Circus

By Adam Wenger

Step aside, Judge Judy. Here comes Judge Larry. That's Judge Larry Seidlin to be exact - the man in charge of the debacle that is the Anna Nicole Smith trial.

February 12, 2007

YouTube Gives Idiots, Greats Shot at Fame

By Adam Wenger

One: cut a hole in a box. Two: put your junk in the box. Three: make her open the box. And that's the way you do it - according to Justin Timberlake, anyway. These instructions for the perfect gift, which, in this case, ...

February 5, 2007

Reminisce on Super Bowl Madness

By Adam Wenger

What do Prince, pass interference and illegal gambling all have in common? The Super Bowl, of course. And unless you were hiding in a hole, or intentionally avoiding it, you probably spent your Sunday watching the big ga...

January 29, 2007

Smoking From Hookah Is Just as Deadly as Cigarettes

By Adam Wenger

As I aimlessly ambled the streets of Isla Vista, stumbling into apartment after apartment, hoping to find a place to live last year, I noticed one thing: Every single home had a hookah. And I'm not exaggerating.

January 22, 2007

UC Grading System Is Unfair and Confusing

By Adam Wenger

The UC grading system is as messed up as Maria Shriver's face. The current system, which was implemented decades ago, makes it incredibly easy for a student to have his GPA ruined by a C-, as anyone who has gotten this m...

January 8, 2007

¿Qué Onda Guero?: Get Me a Coffee and T.P.

By Adam Wenger

Many things in life please me. Booty shorts, snow cones and refrigerated drinking fountains, for example, are all great things. Unfortunately, these societal gifts are largely outnumbered by an array of confusing and fru...

November 27, 2006

Time Is Never Wasted Watching T.V.

By Adam Wenger

Face it. Television has become better than film. Up until around the turn of the century, great movies were consistently being pumped out by Hollywood studios. Nowadays, I feel lucky when I see one movie a year that leav...

November 20, 2006

Que Onda Guero?: Adderall Keeps You at Her All Day

By Adam Wenger

Can't stay awake in your 9 a.m. section? Don't sweat it. Crack open a Rockstar. Ready to kill yourself knowing you've got one night to read The Grapes of Wrath? It's all good. Just pop some Adderall!

November 6, 2006

Foreign Delicacies Are the Sweetest

By Adam Wenger

Any guy can tell you that foreign girls are mind-numbingly attractive. Whether they're actually hot, which most that I've met seem to be, or even if they're not, there's something about their presence that makes it impos...

October 30, 2006

By Adam Wenger

When I think of American traditions, my thoughts usually drift to football, barbecue and a bunch of holidays that give people an excuse to get wasted. Lately though, I can only think about one thing: tipping.

October 20, 2006

By Adam Wenger

Suing people is awesome. Remember when that poor lady sued McDonalds after she spilt their boiling hot coffee on herself? She made millions! And I don't know about you, but at the time I was so upset I was ready to boyco...

October 16, 2006

Vibration Celebration Inappropiate

By Adam Wenger

You're sitting in lecture, trying desperately to stay awake. You keep looking at the clock but it seems to have stopped moving. Suddenly your leg vibrates once and you spring to life. You automatically know someone has s...

October 9, 2006

ÀQué Onda Guero?: Americans Are Losing Touch

By Adam Wenger

In response to Courtney Stevens' editorial ("Liberty Belle: UCLA Concocts Unfair Process of Admissions," Daily Nexus, Oct. 3), I'd be remiss not to point out how her use of political rhetoric overshadows the more interes...

October 2, 2006

Ticketmaster Whips Consumers

By Adam Wenger

Ticketmaster is taking over the world and I will have none of it. What originated as a friendly and helpful ticketing service, catering to all Americans, has gradually become a monopolistic entity poised to destroy the f...

September 24, 2006

Babies of the

By Adam Wenger

Pasty, hairy thighs - a nauseating concoction that should never have to be imagined, let alone witnessed. Unfortunately, pasty, hairy thighs are appearing in waves at our beaches and pools, tarnishing Southern California...