Month: April 2010

Artsweek

Lady Gaga Done Making Music

April 1, 2010 by Staff

Pop singer Lady Gaga announced yesterday via her official Web site that following her extensive Monster Ball tour, which wraps up later this year, she will be retiring from the music scene indefinitely.

News

PIRATE FINDS EYE, SEES OWN FUTURE

April 1, 2010 by Al K. Seltzer / Yellow Journalist

In a startling turn of fate, Isla Vista's famed Pirate discovered a hidden treasure map inscribed on his harmonica and, following its clues, found his missing eye.

Sports

BRONTSEMASAURUS FOSSIL UNCOVERED AT CU STADIUM

April 1, 2010 by The WGE

The fossilized remnants of a Triassic period dinosaur, believed to be over 225 million years old, were discovered at a UCSB baseball game this past Sunday.

Opinion

GET READY FOR THE COMING OF CHRIST!

April 1, 2010 by Tru B. Lever

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few years, you’ve heard about these total nut jobs who claim they’ve experienced some kind of “alien” encounter. It’s the same story every time — ...

Artsweek

Extravaganza to Host Diverse Lineup

April 1, 2010 by E.S. Pee / Staff Psychic

Gauchos, the wait is finally over! I, Arts Weakly's in-house psychic, now reveal to you the artists selected to headline this year's ASPB-sponsored Extravaganza. It's all coming to me now: Yes, the voices from the other side of the eternal ...