Month: April 2010

News

A.S. Restores Party Member

April 2, 2010 by Ali Limonadi

The Associated Students Legislative Council debated the upcoming A.S. spring elections during Wednesday night's five-hour meeting.

Sports

UCSB Stings Hornets

April 2, 2010 by Matt Connolly

Though he began the season as UCSB's third starter, junior transfer Nick Capito has quickly adapted to pitch ing like an ace. In his first ever series-opening start, the left-hander out of Santa Ana Junior College tossed his second consecut...

Weather

!!! WEATHER !!!

April 1, 2010 by The Weatherhuman

The Weatherhuman would like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize to all those I have offended over the years.

Sports

“COWBOY” BOB WILLIAMS QUITS TO PURSUE BOYHOOD DREAM OF RODEO

April 1, 2010 by Black Abe

UCSB sports have just lost a real-life Gaucho. In a move that only those close to him could have foreseen, Bob Williams has elected to step down as head coach of the men's basketball team after 12 years at the helm. His controversial decisi...

Opinion

PREPARE YOURSELF! ALIENS AMONG US!!

April 1, 2010 by Abduh K. Tee

I’m sick and tired of hearing about Jesus. People testify all the time, saying ridiculous things like, “I can see his face on my toast, it’s a miracle!” or “Jesus helped Oklahoma make it to the final four, prai...