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Another Trash Article by Daily Nexus Reporter

A failed high school rapper and even more unfortunate writer was sighted last week publishing articles in school newspaper The Daily Nexus.
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Wow! This Student Cleared an Entire Row by Mouth-Breathing!

Exasperated by cramped lecture hall seating comparable only to that of the economy class of a budget airline, local freshman Tyler Franklin has decided to take a stand.
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Eurasian Collared Doves Annex Entire Campus, Demand Property Rights

Sure, humans write deeds to prove property ownership, but the fact of the matter is doves can’t read.
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The Real Vote on Divestment Was the Friends We Made Along the Way

“I know we didn't decide on anything or even discuss it, but I was stoked to get to sit next to my buddy all night,” stated one senator.
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We’ve Run out of Ideas, so It’s Time to Rank Bread

Fuck it, we ranked the bread.
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No Shit! New Portola Will Still Give You Food Poisoning

As it turns out, new Portola is still steadfast in its unwavering commitment to fucking up your digestive system.  
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Comic: X18


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Over Fortnite? Here’s a New Pastime for UCSB Students!

A new game of our daily activities and sights in Isla Vista that's designed to help you level up!
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Nexustential Crisis: How to Beer Die Bro

An exclusive look into the secret life of beer die bros from the genius journalists of Nexustentialism!
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The Truth Behind the UCen Bird

The truth behind the UCen bird is finally revealed with a shocking twist...
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Chats with Chad, Mother’s Day Edition: Are Moms Girls?

Moms. We all have them – even if you don’t have a belly button, like me.
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Comic: Don’t UC?


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WATCH: AFSCME Strike Draws Over 200 Supporters

AFSCME Local 3299 began its first day in a three-day-long strike Monday morning, as over 200 workers and student supporters gathered around UC Santa Barbara’s Storke Tower to protest low wages.
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Couple Publicly Spooning Outside Lecture Hall Has Really Good Reason for It We Promise

It has totally strengthened our relationship.
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UC Releases Additional Statement on AFSCME 3299 Strike

The University of California has released an additional statement regarding their stance on the strike.
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