Weather

The Village People

September 20, 2002 by

Welcome back, everyone. I would especially like to take this opportunity to welcome all of this year's freshmen to Manzanita Village.
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Please, Allow Me to Introduce Myself

August 28, 2002 by

I am the Weatherhuman - a faceless, genderless entity whose job it is to defend the populace, or at least make them laugh until it doesn't hurt anymore.
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Working-class Zero

June 26, 2002 by

Before deciding what to do with my vacation, I asked the editor in chief how much I would be paid for this summer issue of the Nexus.
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It’s dead week folks. The showdown.

June 6, 2002 by

UCSB is full of do-gooders. People who are trying to end disease, violence and oppression, people who want to save the world. I salute you for your efforts.
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Attack of the Carnivorous Weathercouch

May 31, 2002 by

The weathercouch eats things. It's had several previous owners and when we got it, it came with a Gameboy, $1.75, and a remote for someone else's television.
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You Know Who You Are

May 29, 2002 by

All of your term papers are due this week
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So Cool, They’re Hot

May 29, 2002 by

Forget your sociology classes. Pop Tarts will lead us to a more egalitarian society.
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Thus Spoke the Weatherhuman

May 28, 2002 by

Once again, the old Weatherhuman is graduating to join the great pantheon of weatherbeings in the sky, and the torch is being passed to me.
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MSN Porno

May 24, 2002 by

Oh, the perils of checking on'es mail. Either due to inattention or clumsy typing, I accidentally tapped myself in a downward spiral of porn.
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Weathercave II: Attack of the Drones

May 23, 2002 by

I spent the day battling vermin.
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It’s Coming

May 22, 2002 by

Coming to remind your hard-working, 20 page essay-writing, blue book and scantron buying booty that you've done this to yourself.
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The Rise of the Black Halter Tops

May 21, 2002 by

I am concerned about the rise of fascism in Isla Vista. Squads of young women parade in their Mussolini-esque uniforms of black hotpants and stormtrooper hooker boots. While I do believe that everyone...
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Weather: Exposing My Athletic Prowess

May 20, 2002 by

I spent the afternoon playing with my balls.Balls of all the primary colors your television-diminished imagination can handle. Bocci ball is a game of precise skill. Competitors huck large wooden ball...
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Anger Lead to the Dark Side

May 17, 2002 by

Some children have the erie ability to scream as if their skin is being slowly ripped off of their face.
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The Stinky Underarm of Campus

May 15, 2002 by

Warm weather has descended upon an unsuspecting Santa Barbara. Nowhere is this more apparent than the poorly ventilated corridors of Davidson library.
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