Forget your sociology classes. Pop Tarts will lead us to a more egalitarian society.
Everyone loves the little toaster pastries, but honestly guys, there’s no way to look masculine while opening that dainty foil wrapper.
Especially if they have pink sprinkles.
Thursday’s forecast: Cool machismo clears in the morning as the toaster oven bakes up some pink sprinkles.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
