Coming to remind your hard-working, 20 page essay-writing, blue book and scantron buying booty that you’ve done this to yourself.

While review sessions and last-minute CLASing keeps you further and further from the beautiful spring beach, Art students are plotting. Any day now the campus will be teeming with arty kids dressing like birds, pirating the bike path, and doing god knows what else.

Wednesday’s forecast: A sudden change in major.