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Bloody Monday

May 2, 2006 by

Fuck Mondays.
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Six-Inch Special

May 1, 2006 by

The 'human would like to congratulate Jared for his eventual victory for A.S. President.
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Studyin’

April 28, 2006 by

You fucks didn't elect the 'human. Again.
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Last Chance

April 27, 2006 by

Today is your last chance to vote for A.S. elections. You know what that means, you apathetic slackers that haven't voted yet: It's time to vote 'human.
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None today.

April 26, 2006 by

The weatherhuman didn’t upload his/her file.
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Summer of Love

April 25, 2006 by

It's official: Our parents sure did a lot of fucking in July and August.
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Advantage: Human

April 24, 2006 by

It
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The Great Burrito in the Sky

April 21, 2006 by

It's a shame the 'human has to comprise of a weatherbox on 420.
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How Dare You

April 20, 2006 by

Ah, it finally feels like it's really spring quarter. Everyone is hungover on a Tuesday.
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Fuck me? Fuck you!

April 19, 2006 by

So it was pointed out the other night at the office that a "Fuck the Nexus" group exists on the always "it's easier to say it on here than to say it to your face," facebook.
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Rot Your Liver, Not Your Teeth

April 18, 2006 by

The 'human remembers the good ol' days when soda was cheap. At one point, a can of pop was a paltry 50 cents.
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Rock the Vote

April 17, 2006 by

The 'human is learning that it's rather difficult to campaign for A.S. President, when no one really knows who it is (or if it even exists).
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Lovable Loser

April 14, 2006 by

In homage to Playboy recently dubbing UCSB the second best party in the nation, the 'human will now author only its second best box, ever.
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A Human Void

April 13, 2006 by

What the fuck ever happened to Espresso Roma? Didn't that joint have a liquor license?
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PBR and Peanuts

April 12, 2006 by

The 'human has been a bit depressed to see that the spot once occupied by cult-favorite, Menehunes, now held by Saigon Express, isn't getting much more business than the 'hunes did.
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