Sports
Hyped. That word alone describes how the UCSB men's and women's cross country teams feel about the Big West Championships. The teams are eager to show the conference what Santa Barbara cross country i...
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Nothing can scare the UCSB women's soccer team this Halloween weekend. As they head into the final regular season weekend of play with two out-of-state matches against Idaho and Utah State, the Gaucho...
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The UCSB women's club soccer team barely lost in a double overtime shootout in the finals of its regional tournament. The Gauchos advanced to the upcoming national tournament with their second-place f...
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When one thinks of the '70s one usually remembers Watergate, Star Wars, disco and Club 57. Right up there in history, undermined by the aforementioned historic events, is UCSB's most significant athle...
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So I didn't have an article last week. My editor got mad, and I still can't figure out why; seems to me you can't hire a surf columnist and then be all surprised when he flakes out on you.
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The first-place UCSB women's volleyball team (14-3, 9-2 in the Big West) will take its pillowcases from Northridge to Stockton this weekend in hopes of returning home on Halloween with the heaviest ba...
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After two days and three rounds at the Barona Collegiate Cup in Lakeside, Calif., the UCSB men's golf team finished ninth in the tournament with a score of 10-under-par-864.
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Just like slapping an extra patty onto an already delicious hamburger, the Gaucho women's tennis team paired together in competition this past weekend with the hopes of flame-broiling their grade-A op...
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Five members of the UCSB men's tennis team advanced to the main draw competition of the Intercollegiate Tennis Association's Wilson/ITA Regional Championship held at Pepperdine.
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Battered by winds and rain, the UCSB men's club cycling team competed this weekend against teams from five other colleges in a cycling meet hosted by Stanford.
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The relatively young UCSB sailing team placed in the top three spots at this weekend's regatta at Mission Bay in San Diego.
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The UCSB women's field hockey team ended its home schedule on a high note over the weekend with a pair of dominant shutouts against Davis and Chico State and a loss to Colorado.
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Ugh, not again. Looking to avenge their first loss of the season last weekend, the #2 ranked Gauchos took on Irvine in front of a the small but vociferous crowd at Harder stadium. The 5-8-0 Anteaters ...
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Seniors Jennifer Borcich, Cinthia Ruiz, Molly Martin, Randi Johns and Amber Squire were honored at Harder Stadium with flowers and hugs from family members while the fans applauded before the start of...
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The cream always rises, and the UCSB men's water polo team is trying to join the cream of the crop in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation. The Gauchos take their #4 ranking and 16-5 overall (2-0 MP...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
