Faculty Panel To Refute Neo-Conservative Arguments
I wish to note that a faculty panel will address the Orwellian twisting of concepts by Horowitz and other neo-conservatives that the College Republicans have brought to campus.
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A Message From Representative Lois Capps
The following is a response from Congresswoman Lois Capps to the May 8 Daily Nexus staff editorial entitled "Unborn Rights."
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Free Speech, Newsprint and David Horowitz
The Daily Nexus is not afraid of David Horowitz, but we did not run his controversial advertisement, "Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks is a Bad Idea for Blacks - And Racist Too." Here's why.
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There They Go, Alana and Michelle
Congratulations to Weatherfans Alana Kapust and Michelle Rieger for winning my first annual Weatherpageant.
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The Controversial Advertisement the Nexus Refused To Print
The controversial advertisement in question - 'Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks Is a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too'
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Get Out of the Weatherpool
Everyone loves a good freak show. Yesterday, on my way to the office, I saw a clan of gifted souls engaged in some sort of sophisticated splashing display in the Reflection Pool.
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The Greenest Bush
"I want to thank you all for your very generous contributions so that my drive was only five minutes," Bush said.
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Columnist Rises to the Synonym Challenge
"Write a column about your penis." This is what Opinion editor Curtis says when I ask him what the most memorable column of the year should be about.
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Where to Draw the Line for Reproductive Rights: Zygotes, Consciousness?
Life is truly a miracle and should be respected as such. Unwanted children will not find the love waiting for them that they deserve.
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A Scientist’s Duty is to Explain, Not to Patronize
Why should one need an advanced degree in physics in order to ask a question at a press conference and receive respectful consideration?
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Don’t Believe Daily Nexus Writers – UCSB is Alright
Admittedly, after reading numerous Nexus articles regarding the new president's goals, I was beginning to doubt the way Associated Students would function next year.
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Petroleum Problem
Petroleum jelly is sick. Everyone knows it’s for lubricating a) your skin, or b) your baby-maker.
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Nexus Fumbles the Truth About Football, President
After being elected to become the next Associated Students president, I expected the media to start calling so that they could misquote me.
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A Knight’s Tale: A Few Parting Stabs From an Outgoing Senior
Joke: What is worse than an alcoholic? A Gauchoholic! What is worse than a Gauchoholic? A Gauchoholic as Associated Students president!
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Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Ride through the bike path without crashing
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Drunk for 24 hours
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Bagel crawl
Libra
September 23 - October 22
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Finally talk to their class crush
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Graduate
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
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