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There They Go, Alana and Michelle

May 29, 2001 by Staff

Congratulations to Weatherfans Alana Kapust and Michelle Rieger for winning my first annual Weatherpageant.
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The Controversial Advertisement the Nexus Refused To Print

May 29, 2001 by Staff

The controversial advertisement in question - 'Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks Is a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too'
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Get Out of the Weatherpool

May 25, 2001 by Staff

Everyone loves a good freak show. Yesterday, on my way to the office, I saw a clan of gifted souls engaged in some sort of sophisticated splashing display in the Reflection Pool.
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It’s Alive … It’s Alive!!!!

May 24, 2001 by Staff

Beware: The Weatherbook is coming.
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The Greenest Bush

May 24, 2001 by Staff

"I want to thank you all for your very generous contributions so that my drive was only five minutes," Bush said.
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Columnist Rises to the Synonym Challenge

May 24, 2001 by David Downs

"Write a column about your penis." This is what Opinion editor Curtis says when I ask him what the most memorable column of the year should be about.
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Where to Draw the Line for Reproductive Rights: Zygotes, Consciousness?

May 24, 2001 by Kathleen Colby

Life is truly a miracle and should be respected as such. Unwanted children will not find the love waiting for them that they deserve.
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A Scientist’s Duty is to Explain, Not to Patronize

May 24, 2001 by Staff

Why should one need an advanced degree in physics in order to ask a question at a press conference and receive respectful consideration?
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Don’t Believe Daily Nexus Writers – UCSB is Alright

May 24, 2001 by Staff

Admittedly, after reading numerous Nexus articles regarding the new president's goals, I was beginning to doubt the way Associated Students would function next year.
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Petroleum Problem

May 23, 2001 by Staff

Petroleum jelly is sick. Everyone knows it’s for lubricating a) your skin, or b) your baby-maker.
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Nexus Fumbles the Truth About Football, President

May 23, 2001 by Brian Hampton

After being elected to become the next Associated Students president, I expected the media to start calling so that they could misquote me.
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A Knight’s Tale: A Few Parting Stabs From an Outgoing Senior

May 23, 2001 by Joseph Milbury

Joke: What is worse than an alcoholic? A Gauchoholic! What is worse than a Gauchoholic? A Gauchoholic as Associated Students president!
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Lily-Livered Newspaper Hogties Speech

May 23, 2001 by Staff

Recently, the Daily Nexus refused to publish an ad submitted by David Horowitz titled, "10 Reasons Reparations for Slavery is a Bad Idea - And Racist Too."
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A Thank You Note to Campus Groundskeepers

May 23, 2001 by Staff

For want of a more direct way to express my gratitude, I would like to use this letter to thank the gardeners at UCSB for their incessant work on campus.
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