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Carnivore-Raised Vegetarian Finds Meat Humor Well Done

Personally, I have been a strict vegetarian for many years, and maybe it is just me, but I do not think that jokes made about vegetarians are offensive at all.
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Despite Lame Duck’s Mudslinging, I’m Qualified

I would like to point out that many of the statements Shaina Walter has made about me are incorrect and untruthful. Shaina Walter claims that I "decided to show up an hour into the [Leg Council] meeti...
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Free Stuff

What's the best thing about graduation? Is it the insecurity of being without a social and financial support structure? Is it the terrifying prospect of monthly student loan payments?
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Weather: Little Webbed Bastard

Childhood figures do not have sex. Despite allegations, Scrappy is not the love-child of Velma and Scooby. Skipper is Barbie's "younger sister" and Huey Dewey and Louie are just bunking with their ric...
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Candidates

If you ask Maggie Stack what the most important thing an Associated Students president can do, she says, "Go to committee meetings."
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Our Sports Facilities Are in the Shitter and Need Money

The student-initiated referendum for the enhancement of our athletic facilities is exactly what we need. The improvement that would be made under this initiative would encompass a wide variety of impr...
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Policy Endorsements

Sports and activity facility fee
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A Bad Word From This A.S. President is Badge of Honor

I'm proud of receiving Brian Hampton's un-endorsement for A.S. president. Hampton achieved 0 of his 12 Gauchoholic campaign promises - even with a majority Legislative Council comprising of Gauchoholi...
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Don’t Let Jocks Throw a Fast One

It's that time of year again; everyone on campus is looking for a handout. Students of UCSB - don't let the university fool you into paying for new sports facilities.
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What to Give the Great Buddha?

Thursday's Forecast: A swift kick to the nuts.
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Leggies Need an Experienced Wrangler

The Associated Students internal vice president is the one person responsible for making sure that the student government runs smoothly.
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‘Gauchoholic’ Is Just a Republican Sissy Drink

The Gauchoholics have made their plea to students through signs and other media that they are a nonpartisan political party whose ultimate goal is to represent "the average student." Simply put, this ...
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UCSB Needs Full Stack, Not Half-Empty Stack

As the current Associated Students president, I have the greatest understanding of what the duties and demands of the position entail.
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Student Finds Coverage of Women’s Sports Just Plain Loco

Wow, still no mention of the women’s basketball team pulling off a huge upset in the NCAA tournament and already an article predicting that the men’s team will be going to the Sweet Sixtee...
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Vegetarian Student Can’t Stomach Tasteless Meat Jokes

I have a personal gripe to voice. I am getting a little tired of people teasing me for being a vegetarian.
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