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Blue Traffic Lights: Howard Dean’s Political Fury Could Be a Liability

This is democracy at its best. A swarm of candidates, all vying for electoral favor with persuasive ideas and intelligent policy, vetted by a discerning public and a vigorous media corps.
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Paper Nazi Must Be Stopped Before He Wastes Any More

This is a response to the column printed on Jan 14 entitled "Assignments or State-Sponsored Eco-terrorism?" (Daily Nexus).
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Nexus-Stealing Apes Can and Should Be Taken Down

I am very sorry to hear of the incident in Santa Barbara. Though debates were often heated when I was there, I thought we at least respected our collective right to put our viewpoints out there into t...
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Damn Skippy: Animated Misinformation

Did you ever watch "Captain Planet" in your childhood? I did and was enough of a sucker to like it. Though I enjoyed it, and despite its excellent intentions, I have to say that "Captain Planet" dama...
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Daily Nexus Corrections

In the January 16 article, "High-Tech DNA," several facts regarding DNA were misstated. A DNA molecule consists of two long chains of nucleotides, not amino acids. Also, adenine pairs with thymine, an...
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Hey! That’s My CalPIRG You’re Talking About

This column is in response to last Thurday's column by Alec Mouhibian, "Campus Littered With CalPIRG Representatives" (Daily Nexus, Jan. 15, 2004).
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Correction: It’s Tuesday

Nothing for you today. I tried fitting a joke in this "space," but found it impossible. I hate corrections.
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Pondering Pap Smears

SHAC, the Student Health Advisory Committee is ready to bring you another installment of health care info. Testing for sexually transmitted diseases is a thought that crosses many students' minds, tho...
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Double Bastard

Birthday time again. You know how the 'human feels about birthdays. Only this time, it's all doubled - the joy, the madness, the fear and hating - all doubled.
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Bad Manners Along the Bike Lane

The other day, I was double-crossed. While on the trusty bike I like to call Rinaldo, I experienced what many of us bicyclists have - an accident. The male perpetrator came from behind, passed me on t...
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Stolen and Dumped Hot Line

It's a good thing that fuckwad didn't gank the Friday Daily Nexus. Otherwise, both of our faithful Hot Line readers would miss out on their weekly strip o' mirth.
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Running on Rocket Fuel

So now Bush is all jazzed about landing us on Mars. Will someone please tell him that's not where the candy bars come from?
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May Wild Dogs Devour You

Sometime before 10 this morning, some foul beast of a man, possibly aided by others, took all available copies of the Daily Nexus from at least 10 of the racks on campus and threw them in trash bins n...
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Cellular Hell on the Road and on a Dinner Date

I went out on a date downtown with a girl I met through a friend. We met up at Longboards Grill for dinner and all was going great until her cell phone started ringing every couple of minutes. The fir...
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Campus Littered With CALPIRG Representatives

Walking on campus recently, I was interrupted from an intense conversation with myself by a little man who asked, "Have you pledged for the environment yet?"
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