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This is in response to Briyanna Maatuk's article "When Did College Become All About Sex?" (Daily Nexus, May 3). What it took Maatuk four years at UCSB to discover about Isla Vista, most students at an...
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Kids, Don’t Hold Guns, M’Kay?

A federal drug agent was giving a gun safety presentation in Orlando a few days ago when he accidentally shot himself in the leg.
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Damn Skippy: A Battle for Free Speech

I don't like the way that the battle against obscenity is going. I'm convinced that ultimately the battle will be lost, much to my delight. For some reason, Americans find the word "fuck" much too tit...
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Clones Are More Than Just Tits, Ass and DNA; They’re People, Too

This is in response to Drew Mackie's opinion on human cloning in "Cloning Opens Up a New World of Possibilities - in Bed" (Daily Nexus, April 29). This is in response to Drew Mackie's opinion on human...
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Poop

Goddamned sonuvabitchin' shit-ass.
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Blue Traffic Lights: The Ruthlessness of Terrorism

Terrorism is often whitewashed as an inevitable reaction to injustice and oppression. But this idea is a deceitful one because it is self-justifying - that is, it is always true: Terrorism, by its ver...
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When Did College Become All About Sex?

It is only in my last year here that I have noticed that UCSB is a world of its own. The fact that I haven't "gone home for the weekend" for the past three years has given me a chance to observe the w...
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Not All Cubans Think Alike; Dictators Have Fan Clubs, Too

While I feel for Henry Sarria's necessary emigration from his native Cuba ("A T-shirt With a History, Daily Nexus, April 30), I feel that I must point out that one ex-patriot cannot speak for an entir...
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AOL Instant Messenger and the Deterioration of the Human Race

It is obvious the Internet is killing us - not mentally, but physically. For example, when I checked my e-mail this morning, I fell out of my chair and broke my right nut.
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We Still Don’t Understand

OK, it's late Thursday night, and I have the funniest joke I've written all week (not saying much) all ready to go. When I go to drop it in, I find my space pillaged by some bullshit correction.
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A T-shirt With a History

I have decided to go on a mission. This mission will be a simultaneous statement of both fashion and politics. If you think my name made it to Mr. Blackwell's "10 Worst Dressed List" you're wrong. Eve...
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Returning to the High School Womb

It is widely acknowledged that UCSB is a pretty weird place. It's the type of place that when you hear about puppy love, it most likely has something to do with bestiality. This naturally came up when...
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A Few Fixes to Pull Your ‘Puter Out of Slo-mo

When it comes to computers, ignorance is not bliss. Your computer can only do what you tell it to, and I say "your computer" because mine has a mind of its own.
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Outreach Makes for a More Colorful UCSB

It is widely acknowledged that UCSB is a pretty weird place. It's the type of place that when you hear about puppy love, it most likely has something to do with bestiality.
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‘Pompous Clown’ Williams Disgraces Nexus, Students

It is rather pathetic that a so-called Nexus columnist like Loren Williams has to resort to his professed xenophobic ideals to pump up his puerile and ignorant rants.
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