Opinion
Here is the humbling truth about men and women. Women were created for men, and men cannot live without women. Women are beautiful. No matter what the size, shape, age or any other physical variables ...
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In this time of war and occupation in Iraq, we, the American public, are being told by the mainstream media that there are only two sides, two opinions to this situation; you are either pro-war or ant...
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"Hi!" "Giggle, giggle." "Give me five." These are the words of junior high and little elementary kids that are amazed at me passing by them on my bike on my way to class, rather than the university th...
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This particular box will be calling attention to a different framed rectangle that graces the pages of the Nexus: the staff box. Today is the last day you'll see many of your Nexus favorites. It's cal...
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Watch your back, Dalai Lama! Find a new job, Dr. Phil! Start panicking, Buddha! There's a new philosophically inspiring bigwig in town, and his name is Me!
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I see more unicyclists on campus these days. I saw a guy yesterday that looked like he was riding the damn thing for the first time. "That guy is cool, his day at school is like a fucking thrill ride,...
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Make no mistake about it: Free speech is under attack on our very own campus. This past Wednesday, the Associated Students Legislative Council convened to consider condemnation of the Nexus as a "bias...
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I am not crazy! I am not crazy! OK, sorry for the drama, but I needed to get that out of my system. As far as I know, I am the only student here at UCSB who has been diagnosed with Gender Identity Dis...
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I'm sure a lot of people were wondering about the comment I made at last week's group meeting, when I was quoted saying, "I don't even have a fucking car; what am I doing here?" ("Parking Permit Remai...
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While I understand and admire Ms. Greenwell's sentiment regarding the purpose and potential of the Daily Nexus and all that it could accomplish in the enlightenment of the student body ("Nexus Has a R...
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You know it when you see it. It's 10 a.m. on a Saturday, and a girl walks by your house carrying her Steve Maddens, make-up smeared from here to next Tuesday, hair messed up beyond recognition and in ...
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In February I wrote a letter to the Nexus in which I argued against gay marriage while promoting the "slippery slope" idea that if we accept homosexuality as normal we will soon see the emergence of o...
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One of my fellow Nexus columnists, Joey Tartakovsky, did a piece last week on the migration of jobs overseas. He interviewed one of UCSB's resident economists about this trend. Tartakovsky is a clever...
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Who wants to do a good deed by helping out the 'human? Nobody? Ok, who wants to be the 'human for a day and say whatever the hell you want to the whole campus? That's better.
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
