Oh boy, a new school year. It’s times like this I wish I could travel back in time and start summer all over again but this time that goddamn balloon salesman would BEG to …

Wait, why the hell am I writing this? I don’t have to form sentences for another week. Gotta take advantage this while can; Sleep. drukn wewtherhumen #ahhhj-wooooooooo0

Thursday’s forecast: A is for Adjective-noun-verb-pronoun-expletive!