Opinion
Last week’s union riots were a complete and utter disgrace, and those planned for this week will be embarrassing too. Times are tough for everyone, not just teachers and union members.
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This week’s question: “Why let atheists talk about theology? That’s like letting English majors criticize quantum mechanics!”
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I find that the articles published in the “Left Said, Right Said” column fall far below the standard that should be held in our student newspaper.
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“Don’t fuck around.” A simple ethos, perhaps, but a powerful one. Don’t fuck around — a philosophy proven to flavor friendships, enrich experiences and stave off the humdrum of our happy exi...
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I don’t hate you. You may not believe it, but I don’t. You may hate me for the things I have to do to you, but it’s almost never personal. Almost.
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What does a feminist look like? Is it a dirty, Birkenstock-wearing, peace, love and happiness hippie with hairy armpits and a hairier bush? Why do we have this image of what feminism might mean?
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Valentine’s Day just ended and I’ve decided, out of the kindness of my heart, to provide a public service and discuss the traumatic, conflicting and combative, yet never-ending relationship betwee...
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Where did our bipartisan relationship go wrong, my conservative valentine? Back in the good old days, your liberal northeastern Republicans interested me and you could always get along with my conserv...
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After reading the Weather we printed on Jan. 31, I wasn’t shocked by the content of responses we received.
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Two months ago, the DEA ruled a 12-month emergency ban on synthetic cannabis chemicals being sold legally in convenience stores nationwide under the moniker, “Spice.”
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This week’s question: “If you do not believe in the eternal human soul, why do you think it is okay to eat animals but not humans?”
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According to a recent U.S. survey, on average atheists and agnostics are more knowledgeable about religions than religious people themselves.
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April 10, 1861: It appears war has come to our gay and God-fearing lands.
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This Wednesday, an article titled “Protesters Face Charges” was published under the University News section of the Daily Nexus.
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I understand that college is an institution where our minds need to be open, but the sex column published last week does not fit that category and adds no moral value to the university’s public disc...
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Everything shower every day
Has an extensive tote bag collection but never brings one to Trader Joe’s
Reusing condoms
Collecting tears to water their plants
Asking to shower together to “save water”
Air conditioning and electric blanket running simultaneously
Has gone from Temu to SHEIN for bikini purchases
Fracking
On their 10th flight out of Santa Barbara Airport this month
Owns seven Stanley cups
Wrote their environmental ethics essay with ChatGPT
Vegan contributing to Big Almond
