UC Briefs

April 10, 2001 by

News from around the UC system
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How to Choose?

April 9, 2001 by

Well, it's that time of year again - the flowers are blooming, the grass is greener, and next year's candidates for student government will soon spring up for election.
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Teamwork

April 9, 2001 by

Professors control class size, grading and which kinds of sexual favors make up an acceptable bribe, but students hold the ultimate power: the ability to end class early.
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Feature Photo: April Showers Bring Campaign Flowers

April 9, 2001 by

Campaign signs were officially allowed on campus April 8 at midnight. By Monday morning, students were inundated with a variety of campaign signs along the bikepath adjacent to HSSB.
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Go Home

April 6, 2001 by

In the words of the late beloved UCSB English professor Frank McConnell:"We don't do shit the first day, we don't do shit the last day. I don't know why the fuck they even pay me."
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Feature Photo: Vive La Resistance!

April 6, 2001 by

University electrician and Union Steward Kurt Jahnke waves to honking supporters while holding a sign that reads "Yang Don't Give a Dang!" on Thursday.
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Crack-Smoking Overachievers

April 5, 2001 by

When I was five, mean old ladies with superiority complexes and yellow teeth patrolled the playground armed with pink slips, whistles and explicit threats to "tell my teacher."
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Former “Jane Roe” Was Callous But Not Wrong

April 5, 2001 by

The issue of abortion is not decided by the attitude or verbal skill of the person arguing for or against it.
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Construction Worker Discovers Human Remains in Lompoc Field

April 5, 2001 by

An unidentified human skeleton was discovered in a field in Lompoc on Tuesday.
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Demonweed — The Federal Government’s Obstinate Crusade Against Medical Pot Will Stifle the Wishes of State Voters

April 4, 2001 by

And we all know what happens when an irresistible force meets an When California voters passed Proposition 215 in 1996 and Prop 36 last year, they showed their acceptance of medicinal marijuana and en...
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Meet Professor Digit

April 4, 2001 by

Everyone goes into new classes not knowing quite what to expect. With that in mind, I sat down in an “easy” non-writing class yesterday.
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Lecturers Fight For Children’s Rights, World Peace

April 4, 2001 by

Marc Kielburger, director from Free the Children International, and Nuclear Age Peace Foundation's Youth Outreach Coordinator Michael Coffey will speak in Broida Hall 1610 today from 2-3:15 p.m. as pa...
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Tough-Guy Cops Demonstrate Ignorance of Law, Astronomy

April 4, 2001 by

"Hide Witch Hide! The good folks come to burn thee- Their keen enjoyment hid behind a Gothic mask of duty."
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Gaucho Softball Hopes to Improve Record with Wins Over Cal Poly

April 4, 2001 by

Consistency is one trait that the 2001 UCSB women's softball team still hasn't figured out yet. And on erratic play: Santa Barbara has basically rewritten that book.
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Feature Photo: The Alternative is Going at 8 a.m.

April 4, 2001 by


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