The Yellow Menace

April 11, 2002

Reverend Horton Heat | Lucky 7 | Artemis

By The Yellow Menace

Before you get any Catholic jokes in your dirty minds, I have an admission to make: Reverend Horton Heat took my psychobilly cherry in the back of the House of Blues on Sunset in 1996.

March 7, 2002

Kylie Minogue | Fever | EMI/Capitol

By The Yellow Menace

I suspect the key to enjoying this album may be to go into it with a sense of either irony or ignorance.

February 21, 2002

Reverse Astrology

By The Yellow Menace

R. Kelly: Today is a 14. Just how old was that girl in the videotape? You will face difficulty in proving your innocence to people in the upcoming months. It might be best to lay low while the legal battle clears up and ...

February 14, 2002

DJ Enrie | Welcome to the Mix Show | Moonshine

By The Yellow Menace

One of my good friends tells me that she gets the female equivalent of blue balls whenever her desires are not being met – by way of her uterus contracting. After listening to this mix album, I can’t help but...

January 31, 2002

Reverse Astrology: Our Messages to the Stars

By The Yellow Menace

George Lucas: Today is a 14.95 plus shipping and handling. You will lose a lawsuit protecting your reputation against porn spoofs of your movies. It doesn't matter, however. Given the allowance of *NSYNC into your latest...