Spaghetti Williams

February 14, 2022

Romantic! Tinder Match You Haven’t Talked To In Months Just Posted a Meme on Her Story

By Spaghetti Williams

Awwwww yeah! See, now THIS is a great day. Remember that girl you talked to a couple months ago? The one with the short black hair and amber eyes that seemed to sparkle when the light hit them just right? Well, today is ...

February 10, 2022

Munger Hall Fire Escape To Require Duo Multi-Factor Authentication

By Spaghetti Williams

UCSB has announced that they will be expanding the use of Duo multi-factor authentication in order to make the fire escapes at Munger Hall as harmless and fun as possible. While the original plan contained no emergency e...

February 1, 2022

Backlash Over Gaucho Mascot, Deemed “Too Sexy!”

By Spaghetti Williams

Time may be up for UCSB’s beloved mascot Olé, with claims that he is handsome, gorgeous and overall too sexy thrusting his design into hot water. The once beloved and unproblematic mascot, perhaps best known for winni...